You think you’re gonna stop me? Stop me in my tracks?
You think you’re gonna beat me? Beat me with your attacks?
You’ve been hiding like a coward and sneaking up on me
But today I finally met you, thanks to colonoscopy
Today I saw your damage and now I know your name
It’s time to start the fightback, I’m stepping up my game
What kind of creature are you, choosing life up my poop shoot
Come out and fight me fairly, feel the weight of my right boot
I’ve tried all kinds of diet, to make me feel more good
But every time I poop, it’s still red with all the blood
You give me pain you make me sore, I feel out of sorts
You get all my attention, you stain my jockey shorts
Why can’t I just evict you, I’m really not that sure
But I’m gonna keep on fighting, and hope they find a cure………..
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